Memorable quotes
Garcia: You’ve got a problem. Deadbolt’s the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You’re gonna have to get inside this guy’s head to get the password.
Special Agent Derek Morgan: I thought I was calling the office of Supreme Genius.
Garcia: Well, gorgeous, you’ve been re-routed to the office of Too Frickin’ Bad.
Michael Russo: Look, I don’t speak smartass.
Special Agent Derek Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, there aren’t that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.
Special Agent Derek Morgan: Right.
Agent Aaron Hotch: How’s it having Gideon around?
Garcia: You can have him back whenever you would like.
Special Agent Jason Gideon: [Hotch is commenting about Garcia to Gideon] Garcia?
Agent Aaron Hotch: Penelope…? The tech with the glasses…?
Special Agent Jason Gideon: The room… the one with all the screens?
[Hotch nods]
Special Agent Jason Gideon: I like her. She’s great.
Elle Greenway: [Morgan walks in, startles Elle] Dude!
Special Agent Derek Morgan: Dude? You’re *way* too tense.
Cheryl Davenport: This job… how do you stomach it?
Elle Greenway: The people I go after are cowards. They often prey upon the weaker members of society, such as women and children. There is nothing I would rather do than put the bastards away.